Judge catJEET COURT$OBJECTION
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DEMO MODEThe people's very unserious court

Your honor,
he sold the bottom.

COURT IS
IN SESSION

Bad trades. Worse excuses.
You’re on the jury.

Now hearing CASE —
An indignant orange cat judge in a white wig bangs a gavel inside the wooden courtroom
IN MEMES
WE TRUST
“Order! The sandwich is not evidence.”
THE JURY
DEFENSE
THE ACCUSED
EXHIBIT A
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The defendant would like to plead “oops.”COURTROOM 01
On the docket0 cases waiting

The clerk is sharpening a very small pencil.

COURT REPORTER

Demonstration hearings. No real trades are being shown.

DEMO
Filed, stamped, mildly embarrassing.

The court never forgets.

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The first verdict is still out.

Closed cases appear here. Each one comes with a downloadable court card.

House rules

All rise.
Then pick a verdict.

  1. A confirmed sell opens a fictional case. Small sells may share a group hearing.
  2. Buys bring defense witnesses and absurd evidence. No purchase adds voting power.
  3. Everyone sees the same hearing and deadline. The highest vote wins; ties and zero votes dismiss the case.
  4. Vote once per browser per case. Cookie and rate checks limit repeats; this does not verify one human per vote.
  5. The court card is yours to download. Every character and excuse is made up.

DEMO MODE uses simulated trades in a separate archive. Sound starts only when you turn it on.